Sardar Jokes

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sardar - is mirror ki kya guarantee hai?
shopkeeper - aap ise 100 floor se neeche feko, yeh 99 floor tak nahi tutega.
sardar - wow, pack it.


A newly passed sardar doctor
after finishing the first operation
of his carrer bent on his knees,
looked towards the sky and said,
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hey kaali maa, meri
pehli bhet sweekar karo.




santa - kal dad kuwein mein gir gaye,
bahut chot lagi, kafi chilla rahe the.
banta - ab kaise hai?
santa - thik hi hoge, kal raat se kuwein
mein se koi awaaz nahi aayi.





sardar bar mein ro raha tha.
bar owner ne pucha,
kya hua paaji, kyu ro rahe ho?
sardar - oye, kya karu yaar, main
jis ladki kaa naam bhulna chahta tha
uska naam yaad nahi aa raha.





American - our dogs find Bombs
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Japanese - Our fish plays Football
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sardar - yeh toh kuch bhi nahi hai,
hamare toh gadhe bhi padh lete hai.





wife - suna hai, swarg mein pati-patni
ko saath mein nahi rehne dete.
husband - are pagli, tabhi toh use swarg kehte hai.





sardar in market with a parrot on his shoulder.
friend asks - kaha se liya yeh jaanwar?



parrot replies - punjab se..


try
to
understand,
and
don't
disturb
me.
leave
me
alone.
last
night
i
didn't
sleep
just
thinking
of
u.
so
don't
play
with
my
life.
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sardar
telling
to
a
mosquito.






sardar travelling from delhi to bombay, for the first time in flight
when the plane landed, he shouted Bombay..., Bombay...
air hostess - sshhhh...., be silent.
sardar - achcha, Ombay...., Ombay.