joke

LalooYadav's car is driving along a backcountry road on the way back to Patna, when all of a sudden a piglet jumps out in front of the car...
The piglet dies on the spot. Laloo, upset, tells the chauffeur to go find the owner of the piglet so that he can pay the damages...
The driver is gone for two hours and when he comes back, he has a bag full of money, and a wondering look on his face. Laloo wants to know what happened. The driver tells him "Hum jab gaanv me pahuncha to dekha kuchh log ped ke niche baithe hain. Jub hum unko bataya ki kya hua hai,tab sare log jama ho gaye. Humko laga ki aaj to hamari pitayee hogee.Par hum dekha ki sare log paisa jama kar rahe hain. Hum socha ki ye sara paisa wo janvar ke malik ke liye hai. Par un logo ne saara paisa hamein de diya, aur kaha "bahut achchha kaam kiya hai re bhaiya"
Laloo says "Sasoor ka natee, Theek theek bata. Tu unko kya bola tha? " The driver replies "Hum kaha ki hum Laloo Yadav ka driver hoon aur hum us sooar ka bachcha ko maar diya hoon"