Monday, January 8, 2007

Couldn't quote a single as so many were good...

Customer : Waiter, do you serve pigs?
Waiter : Please sit down sir, we serve everyone.


Lady : Is this my train? Station
Master : No, it belongs to the Railway Company.
Lady : Don't try to be funny. I mean to ask if I can take this train to New Delhi. Station Master : No Madam, I'm afraid it's too heavy.


Customer : How much is the rate of banana?
Salesman : 1 rupee.
Cus : 60 paisekku varadha??
Sal : 60 paisekku thol than varum.
Cus : Intha 40 paisea. Thola vachukittu palatha kudu

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