Tuesday, February 6, 2007
Thursday, February 1, 2007
want to laugh
1) Teacher tells a student a=b, b=c & a=c tell me
the example.
Student: I love u - u love your daughter - so I love
your daughter.
2) Three fastest means of communication
telephone - television - tell A women
3) Its funny when people discuss over "love
marriage" and "arrange
marriage"
It is like asking a person if he would like to "hang
himself" or "shoot
himself".
4) What is a girl friend?
Addition of problems - subraction of money -
multiplication of enemies -
division of friends.
5) A married man was asked to perform his
SWOT(Strength, Weakness,
Opportunity, Threat) Analysis.
He said, my strength is my wife.
My weakness is my neighbour's wife.
Opportunity comes when neighbour goes out.
Threat comes when I myself go out.
the example.
Student: I love u - u love your daughter - so I love
your daughter.
2) Three fastest means of communication
telephone - television - tell A women
3) Its funny when people discuss over "love
marriage" and "arrange
marriage"
It is like asking a person if he would like to "hang
himself" or "shoot
himself".
4) What is a girl friend?
Addition of problems - subraction of money -
multiplication of enemies -
division of friends.
5) A married man was asked to perform his
SWOT(Strength, Weakness,
Opportunity, Threat) Analysis.
He said, my strength is my wife.
My weakness is my neighbour's wife.
Opportunity comes when neighbour goes out.
Threat comes when I myself go out.
Doctor and Man
Once a man went to a Veterinary (Animal) Doctor and said: Doctor I came on vacation so that I can get treated.
Doctor: I think you should go to the Doctor opposite to my clinic
Man: No, I am coming to you.
Doctor: But, I am a Veterinary Doctor. I am an animal specialist.
Man: I know, but I want you to treat me.
Doctor: I cannot, because you speak like me and think like me which means you are a human, not an animal.
Man: I know I am same and I am a human but the problem is
I get up in the morning like a horse
I go to work like a deer
I work all day like a donkey
I wag my tail in front of my manager like a dog
I play with my children like a monkey
I am like a rabbit in front of my wife
Doctor asked: Do you work in Software Company
Man: Yes
Doctor yelled: Come Dear, no body will treat you better than me.
Doctor: I think you should go to the Doctor opposite to my clinic
Man: No, I am coming to you.
Doctor: But, I am a Veterinary Doctor. I am an animal specialist.
Man: I know, but I want you to treat me.
Doctor: I cannot, because you speak like me and think like me which means you are a human, not an animal.
Man: I know I am same and I am a human but the problem is
I get up in the morning like a horse
I go to work like a deer
I work all day like a donkey
I wag my tail in front of my manager like a dog
I play with my children like a monkey
I am like a rabbit in front of my wife
Doctor asked: Do you work in Software Company
Man: Yes
Doctor yelled: Come Dear, no body will treat you better than me.
Don as a Software Professional!!
Imagine, If DON would be a Software Professional.....
Don ka intazar to 11 companies ke HR kar rahe hai.... par EK baat samaj
lo DON ko retain karna muskil hi nahi namumkin hai.....
Kisi bhi company ki diware itni majboot nahi jo DON ko retain kar
sake....
DON ko 2 type ki companies bilkul pasand nahin
EK jo Recruit karne main bhaut der kare
Aur Doosri wo jo Fauran(Immediate) Recruit kar le.
And this is ultimate
DON ke PM ki sabse badi galti ye hai .. ki woh DON ka PM hai...
Don ka intazar to 11 companies ke HR kar rahe hai.... par EK baat samaj
lo DON ko retain karna muskil hi nahi namumkin hai.....
Kisi bhi company ki diware itni majboot nahi jo DON ko retain kar
sake....
DON ko 2 type ki companies bilkul pasand nahin
EK jo Recruit karne main bhaut der kare
Aur Doosri wo jo Fauran(Immediate) Recruit kar le.
And this is ultimate
DON ke PM ki sabse badi galti ye hai .. ki woh DON ka PM hai...
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