A duck walks into a store and asks, "Got any duck food?"
The clerk replies, "No, I'm sorry, but this is a book store."
The next day the duck walks into the same store and asks, "Got any duck food?"
"No, I told you yesterday - this is a book store."
The next day the duck walks into the same store and asks, "Got any duck food?"
"What's the matter with you? I told you No twice already - if you ask me one more time I'll nail your little flat feet to the floor!"
The third day the duck walks into the same store and asks,"Got any nails?"
"Nails? Of course not! This is a book store."
"Good. Got any duck food?"
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