want to laugh

1) Teacher tells a student a=b, b=c & a=c tell me
the example.
Student: I love u - u love your daughter - so I love
your daughter.



2) Three fastest means of communication
telephone - television - tell A women



3) Its funny when people discuss over "love
marriage" and "arrange
marriage"
It is like asking a person if he would like to "hang
himself" or "shoot
himself".

4) What is a girl friend?
Addition of problems - subraction of money -
multiplication of enemies -
division of friends.



5) A married man was asked to perform his
SWOT(Strength, Weakness,
Opportunity, Threat) Analysis.
He said, my strength is my wife.
My weakness is my neighbour's wife.
Opportunity comes when neighbour goes out.
Threat comes when I myself go out.