1) Teacher tells a student a=b, b=c & a=c tell me the example. Student: I love u - u love your daughter - so I love your daughter.
2) Three fastest means of communication telephone - television - tell A women
3) Its funny when people discuss over "love marriage" and "arrange marriage" It is like asking a person if he would like to "hang himself" or "shoot himself".
4) What is a girl friend? Addition of problems - subraction of money - multiplication of enemies - division of friends.
5) A married man was asked to perform his SWOT(Strength, Weakness, Opportunity, Threat) Analysis. He said, my strength is my wife. My weakness is my neighbour's wife. Opportunity comes when neighbour goes out. Threat comes when I myself go out.
Once a man went to a Veterinary (Animal) Doctor and said: Doctor I came on vacation so that I can get treated. Doctor: I think you should go to the Doctor opposite to my clinic
Man: No, I am coming to you.
Doctor: But, I am a Veterinary Doctor. I am an animal specialist.
Man: I know, but I want you to treat me.
Doctor: I cannot, because you speak like me and think like me which means you are a human, not an animal.
Man: I know I am same and I am a human but the problem is I get up in the morning like a horse I go to work like a deer I work all day like a donkey I wag my tail in front of my manager like a dog I play with my children like a monkey I am like a rabbit in front of my wife
Doctor asked: Do you work in Software Company
Man: Yes
Doctor yelled: Come Dear, no body will treat you better than me.